Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
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I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
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I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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