Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
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Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
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ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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