Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
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maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
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You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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