Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
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I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
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I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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