Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
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apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
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Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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