She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
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Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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