took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
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One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
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I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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