she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
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Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
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Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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