fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
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positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
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Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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