never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
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Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
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I think a kid would responsible me up
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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