Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
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About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
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She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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