and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
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This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
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there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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