You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
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After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
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She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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