i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
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Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
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Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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