Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
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Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
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Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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