first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
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Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
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Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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