if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
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What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
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Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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