I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
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Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
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New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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