Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
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I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
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I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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