the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
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i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
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When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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