You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
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Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
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I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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