too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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