She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
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My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
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You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
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