he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
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I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
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A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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