If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
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He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
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There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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