so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
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I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
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Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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