i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
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I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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