he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
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This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
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I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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