how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
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I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
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I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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