The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
operation have a gay friend backfired
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
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My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
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I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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