I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
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For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
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I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
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