K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
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Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
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Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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