she was so not down for the gang bang
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
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In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
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Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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