google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
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Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
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facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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