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hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good

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who is this?

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jesse's little brother

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(612): hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good (651): who is this? (612): jesse's little brother http://tfl.nu/8x0e

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I can feel you judging me through the phone.

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(703): I can feel you judging me through the phone. http://tfl.nu/i7dh

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totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.

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(386): totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen. http://tfl.nu/yxbj

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My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.

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(763): My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries. http://tfl.nu/9ep5

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Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.

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(919): Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though. http://tfl.nu/v85r

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She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole

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(303): She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole http://tfl.nu/g6br

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?

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(+44): I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions? http://tfl.nu/vtab

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Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.

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(208): Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out. http://tfl.nu/579a

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Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes

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(203): Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes http://tfl.nu/04zg

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he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?

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(401): he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid? http://tfl.nu/msiw

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This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!

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(561): This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED! http://tfl.nu/seat

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I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?

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(865): I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say? http://tfl.nu/q9jp

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I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.

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(847): I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday. http://tfl.nu/eqk0

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People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?

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(813): People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits? http://tfl.nu/du6g

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Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.

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(817): Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me. http://tfl.nu/booy

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