I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
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my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
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Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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