We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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