i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
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Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
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I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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