Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
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I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
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he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
You can't just leave with hair like that
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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