big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
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I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
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Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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