i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I lost the right to judge tonight
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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