yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
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12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
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Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I lost the right to judge tonight
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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