He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
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Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
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I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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