So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
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you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
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Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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