I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
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I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
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Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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