So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
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whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
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im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Congratulations! We have a period
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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