You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
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Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
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it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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