you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
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I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
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Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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