He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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