just tell him i said nine months
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
She even gives head with a lisp.
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i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
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Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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