Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
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obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
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Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
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